From Huffington Post:
A California woman who describes herself as Barbie-obsessed says she uses hypnotherapy sessions in the hopes that it will decrease her IQ.
"I just want to be the ultimate Barbie. I actually want to be brainless," Blondie Bennett, 38, told Barcroft TV. "I don't like being human, if that makes sense... Natural is boring... I would love to be like, completely plastic."
Bennett has had five breast augmentations and other procedures in the hopes of attaining her goal. But now she says she's undergoing hypnotherapy sessions two-to-three times a week in order to dumb down her thoughts.
She says it's working.
"I've had 20 sessions and I'm already starting to feel ditzy and confused all the time," Bennett told the Daily Mail.
She told Barcroft TV that although she loves her looks, her plastic features tend to turn off a lot of people. She said that her friends and family don't approve of her lifestyle.
Bennett appears to maintain a NSFW Twitter account advertising live camera shows. Her handle, not surprisingly, is "Busty_Doll."
This might be the most publicity Radio Shack has had in years.
An Arkansas man who told police he just really had to pee found himself in cuffs after allegedly soaking a Radio Shack carpet and electronics in his urine.
Police arrested 65-year-old John Posey last Wednesday after the man allegedly unzipped. When an officer arrived, Posey appeared to have "bloodshot eyes, was unsteady on his feet, and smelled of intoxicants," according to a police report.
Posey first told police he was only shopping and denied urinating, despite the overwhelming smell, according to The Smoking Gun.
The man eventually confessed to urinating, telling the officer simply, "I had to pee bad."
According to the International Business Times, Posey didn't ask to use the bathroom because "stores usually won't let you...so I didn't ask."
Along with a damaged carpet, a Radio Shack employee pointed out multiple electronics that were urinated on, estimating more than $750 worth of damage.
Posey was charged with public intoxication and criminal mischief. (FROM HUFFINGTON POST)
Last week, Ashley Terry from the Conway Co. Extension Office stopped by the KVOM Studios to give me some cooking tips for that Thanksgiving Turkey. We mentioned cooking a turkey in the diswasher and joked about how we "heard" about this myth... low and behold... I have found a recipe!
(From Huffington Post)
Chef David Burke’s Dishwasher Turkey
2 boneless turkey breasts, 12-14 lbs total
4 tablespoons parsley
3 tablespoons sage
3 tablespoons rosemary
3 tablespoons thyme
4 tablespoons garlic
4 tablespoons shallots
1 cup olive oil
3 tablespoons salt
2 tablespoons pepper
- Mince the herbs, garlic and shallots, then combine with salt, pepper and olive oil. Rub into turkey breast and cover tightly with plastic wrap. Place in an open Tupperware container (just to hold everything in place) and sit on top shelf of dishwasher.
- Run dishwasher for 3 full cycles for a total time of about 3 hours and 25 minutes. Let sit for 25 minutes then place under broiler to crisp skin for finish.
Of course, everyone's dishwasher, like everyone's oven, will work a little differently. If you guys really try this, please, please, please tell us all about it.
Also from The Huffington Post... Did you know that you can clean a keyboard, plastic toys, shin guards, hats, shoes, car parts, AC vents, window screens, refrigerator shelves, brushes, oven knobs, and even potatoes in your dishwasher?! I am mind blown.
He wanted to be Homecoming queen, and now he's the belle of the ball -- in jail.
A 55-year-old man, later identified as Curtis J. Hutchings, was found in the parking lot of Belleville East High School in Illinois wearing a pink dress and makeup.
Students noticed the strangely dressed suspect in a car parked in the lot and believed he was involved in "lewd conduct" in the vehicle, Fox2Now.com reported.
Officers at the scene approached Hutchings' car and determined he had no legal reason to be on school property. They also noticed some unmentioned products in plain view that verified the "lewd conduct" described by students, according to the Belleville News-Democrat.
Hutchings was arrested and charged with one count of public indecency, CBS St. Louis reported.
He is currently in the St. Clair County Jail on $50,000 bond, KMOV-TV reported.
Hutchings isn't the only man recently arrested for crashing an event. (FROM HUFFINGTON POST)
Now, I hate to admit I drag "Sweet Lane" to stuff all the time and 95% of the time he DOES NOT want to go... but I don't think he would go as far as to staging his own kidnapping... I hope not at least. Check this story out:
A pillar of any good relationship is communication. Last week, Rogelio Andaverde let it be known that he'd rather be kidnapped at gunpoint than tell his wife he wanted to go out partying.
The 34-year-old Edinburg, Texas man allegedly staged his own kidnapping last Tuesday. At about 10:30 p.m. he had his buddies -- wearing masks and toting guns -- break into his home while his wife was there and take him at gunpoint, police tell the San Antonio Express-News.
The frantic woman called authorities, who fanned out across the neighborhood to look for Andaverde, Fox News reports. Police grew suspicious when they couldn't find any leads, and even more-so when Andaverde turned up.
He reportedly told his wife that his kidnappers showed mercy and set him free. But later he allegedly confessed that he lied about the kidnapping so he could go out on the town with his buddies. He also reportedly said he was afraid of his wife.
"We have people file false reports all the time, and we put them in jail for it," Hidalgo County Sheriff Guadalupe Treviño told The Monitor. "But I've never had someone do it just to get out of the house."
Andaverde was charged with making a false report, and deputies are looking for his friends -- the bogus kidnappers -- for questioning.
(From Huffington Post)