MORNING MADNESS
KVOM Radio - PO Box 541 - Morrilton, AR 72110 - Phone 501-354-2484 - Fax 501-354-5629 - kvom@kvom.com
News and Sports Director
The Mouth of the South Morning Show
6-10 AM
Ashton Taylor

"I want to get my kicks while I am still young enough to get em"
-Rizzo (Grease)
Hey! My goal in the mornings is to pump you up and get you excited about the day. I am honored a privileged to be bringing you THE BEST COUNTRY AROUND. You can hear anything from Waylon and Willie to Randy Rogers and Reckless Kelly on KVOM. Call in your request or birthday from 6-10 AM on the Mouth of the South Morning Show!

Keep Rock'n the Red Dirt!
-Ashton

501.354.2484
(800) 467.KVOM
ashton@rivervalleyradio.com
ABOUT ASHTON:
Some things that I love..... God, my sweet husband "Sweet Lane,"  MUSIC, NEWS, Chi Omega, RADIO, sunshine, my family, friends, sisters, my favorite brother, singing, pictures, the south, going to the lake, driving my jeep, painting, concerts, shopping, jokes, tv, ALL types of music, laughter, my boots, hunting, fishing, football, camping in my camper, "Eddie," my boat "The Night Owl," going to the river, and my .22 Winchester rifle and my revolver.. "Pearl."

When I was a little girl, I was addicted to watching BJ Sams in the morning on Channel 11 (CBS) and wanted to be a reporter. I am recent college graduate of Arkansas State University with a B.S. in Radio Television (Broadcast Journalism) I was born and raised in the hills of Greenbrier, AR
Josh Abbott with Ashton (Below)
KVOM Radio - PO Box 541 - Morrilton, AR 72110 - Phone 501-354-2484 - Fax 501-354-5629 - newsroom@kvom.com
EVERYDAY
6:00-10:00 AM
6:15 School Lunch Menus (during the school year)
7:30 Newswatch
8:30 Trading Time
9:45 Commodities
KVOM CAFE
Join Ashton for a delicious lunch at some of the hot spots in town from 11:30-12:30 for the Finger Lick'n Country Kick'n Cafe!

Wednesdays: Cedar Lounge
Fridays: Ortegas

Ashton with The Kentucky Headhunters Below)

Ashton and Evan
12/8/11... Staying out too late
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Ashton & Shooter Jennings
Steamboat 2012
In Loving Memory of my biggest fan... my sweet brother, Scott.
Forever in my heart and in song.
Words cannot express how thankful I am for your votes for "Personality of the Year" for Out of the Region market at the 2013 Texas Regional Radio Awards Show. THANK YOU. It has been a crazy year for me and this is an amazing honor. Its because of people like you who voted and listen to The Mouth of the South Morning Show that we were able to take this achievement home. I LOVE YOU ALL! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
We'll "Never Be That High" or "17" again... but we'll meet "On a Cloud" in the end. Love you.
Eric Church.. (without his sunglasses!)

MORNING MADNESS

The Mouth's Moron of the Moment

by Ashton Taylor on 09/05/13

He told police he'd been "huffin.'" -Let me add... that when you say HUFFIN, I think of two things -ONE- It makes me think you are riding a bike, kinda like a slang term for your Huffy bike or something. -TWO- It rhymes with muffin, and I am  hungry right now. Meet my Moron of the Moment:

Robert Pry faces commercial burglary, theft, and other charges stemming from an alleged inhalants binge.

Pry was discovered passed out in the storage room of a Jonesboro, Ark., Kmart on the morning of Sept. 1. The 21-year-old was found "covered in vomit and urine" with 16 empty cans of air duster nearby. When police arrived at the scene, Pry reportedly told officers that he'd hid out in the store until it closed, then found the air duster and “huffed all night long."

As Gawker pointed out, the 16-can binge was preceded by a self-financed inhalants romp at Walmart.

Police found several more empty cans of duster in a truck that Pry said he'd borrowed from a friend. The man told police he'd spent $100 on duster at Walmart, and staged the alleged burglary at Kmart after he'd ran out.

According to the police, Pry said he was “addicted to huffing.” No kidding.

Considering that inhalant abuse has proved lethal before, the sheer amount that Pry consumed means that he's lucky to be alive.

In March, a 14-year-old honors student in Los Angeles died after inhaling air duster. According to KTLA, the girl's older sister "found her in bed with a can of compressed air still attached to her mouth, her nostrils taped shut."

In 2011, an Atlanta-area teen died after huffing compressed air from dust cleaner and ingesting other substances.

(From the Huffington Post)

The Mouth's Moron of the Moment

by Ashton Taylor on 09/03/13

A Detroit woman was caught on camera vandalizing a cell phone store and then mooning the clerk because she couldn't get her son's phone refunded.

The cellular shout-fest began when the woman -- who identified herself as Stephanie to WXYZ -- entered the store and started throwing things. A clerk, who was behind bullet-proof glass in the shop, started filming the incident.

Stephanie told the station that she was upset because her son's $200 phone was outdated and damaged. The clerk argued that she didn't bring the phone in before the 7-day policy for refunds was up.

"Take everyone’s [expletive] money!" Stephanie said while knocking down signs. "Take it!"

Off camera, Stephanie allegedly used a knife to damage the bullet-proof glass, CNET reports. Before another woman pulled her out of the store, Stephanie turned around, lifted her dress and mooned the camera.

"Say cheese!" she yelled.

She later told reporters that she was justified because the phone was damaged and her money was "up in the air."The store happens to be right next to a police department. The clerk said he plans to pursue charges against Stephanie, according to the New York Daily News.

(From the Huffington Post)

 

The Mouth's Moron of the Moment: Steak! It's whats for dinner!

by Ashton Taylor on 08/30/13

Don't have a cow, man; he's just here for the steak.

A thief in a cow 'onesie' allegedly stole an unspecified number of porterhouse steaks from a food store in New Zealand on Aug. 23, according to police.

Sound weird? Sure, but probably not as weird as a police spokesperson's assertion that onesies aren't uncommon items of clothing in New Zealand.

According to APN, a police spokesperson said that "because onesies were not an uncommon item of clothing... the offender was 'probably not intending to look like the beef they were stealing.'"

The offender allegedly hopped in a red car with two accomplices and fled the scene. No one caught the plate number, so the suspects are still out there.

As funny as it is to imagine a guy in a cow suit grilling up a porterhouse steak, meat thieves have been known to steal choice cuts for resale.

At least the New Zealand suspect dressed for the occasion. In July, a Louisiana man was arrested after gracelessly stuffing steaks in his pants and attacking a grocery store employee, according to police.

(From Huffington Post)

The Mouth's Moron of the Moment -Healthcare Style

by Ashton Taylor on 08/28/13

Epic fail or strange success? When it comes to a recent (and bizarre) alleged bank robbery, it all depends on whom you ask.

Clackamas County sheriff's deputies, for example, might be more inclined to classify Timothy Dean Alsip's alleged robbery attempt last Friday a failure. Alsip's arrest at a Bank of America branch outside Portland, Ore, was especially easy because the suspect remained at the scene of the crime, according to CBS Seattle.

Speaking with members of the media, Clackamas County Sheriff's Office spokesman Deputy Mark Nikolai described the strange chain of events, beginning a little after 10 a.m. on Aug. 23.

"[Alsip] handed over a note saying, 'This is a hold up. Give me a dollar,'" Nikolai said of the events inside the bank, according to local media reports.

Rather than flee with his ill-gotten bill, however, Alsip reportedly took a seat in the lobby and quietly waited for police to arrest him, according to CBS Seattle.

Originally charged with both second-degree robbery and third-degree theft, Alsip saw his robbery charge dismissed, according to the Sheriff's Office website. Alsip remains in jail, having failed to pay a $40,000 bail on the theft charge.

According to The Oregonian, Alsip told officers he had "robbed" the bank in order to receive medical care in jail. Although he had no previous criminal record, Alsip had apparently been acting strangely in the days before the robbery. The 50-year-old homeless man asked random people for help and even called 911 on himself to "complain of various imaginary problems," reported The Oregonian.

Whether or not Alsip's health problems are legitimate, his plan to seek jailhouse healthcare may have been inspired by a similar robbery in North Carolina two years ago. At the time, James Verone told reporters that he asked the teller at a Gastonia, N.C., bank for $1 in an effort to get himself arrested, according to Mother Jones. The 59-year-old reportedly hoped to stay in jail just long enough to get free medical care for a host of conditions and then qualify for Social Security when he got out.

(Hat tip, MSN) (From Huffington Post)

August 27th -The Day That Changed My Life- A personal note

by Ashton Taylor on 08/27/13

As many of you may know, today marks 2 years since my precious brothers passing. To say Scott was my best friend- would be an understatement. He was my everything. Scott and I were there for each other in times of need, fear, sorrow, excitement, and had each other's back like no one could imagine. Being 1 1/2 year apart meant that we fought like crazy as children but grew closer and closer as we got older. 

If someone would have told me, "Ash, you don't want to be an actress - its a hard life." I would have laughed in their face. Deep down, that is what I have always wanted to be. I blame it on church. My brother (he hated it) and I got a great start in singing and acting in children's plays and it really stemmed from there. In my mind, I was always born to entertain and be on a stage in some form or fashion. I guess that is why I went into radio. It allowed me to capture an audience and spread the music that I love so dearly. Radio has allowed me to express myself in ways I could only imagine. 

There are many reasons why I love radio. Especially KVOM -that would take days and days to talk about. Scott was very proud to listen to me on air by the way and loved KVOM as well. He had a passion for this music as much as I do. But, being an actress in that form (on air) is something they don't teach you in college. 

Now, when I say, being an "actress" I am referring to the fact that I am hiding my true emotions, yet still trying and struggling to put on a happy face.  Life happens, you must learn to cope and move on in some form or fashion. As a morning show DJ or someone in the public eye you must carry on a persona and that "Happy Go Lucky" attitude. Which is something I have been struggling with today and over the last couple of weeks. How do you manage these raw emotions that are hard to deal with in real life; not to mention all while being on air? Its hard to carry on day to day things at work without ripping your heart out and showing your vulnerable side to the masses. So today, for this moment. I am not a fan of being what I call, an "actress." And this my friend, is something they do not teach you in college.

With that being said, as heavy as my heart is- I have always refrained from putting to much of my personal life on the airwaves. Quite frankly, deep down, I would get tired of hearing about the personal lives each day of the local morning show DJ. I wanna hear great music, headlines, and funny stories -not them constantly saying the word, "I." So, that has been my thought process when I have cracked the mic every morning since 2009. Don't get me wrong, I love to cut up and tell funny stories that happen. But I love to make my show about the listeners.

With this month almost behind me, I am reflecting on the good things that have happened. Instead of the bad; and believe me (I would have to write a whole other post about all of the negative things that happened this past month. Seriously it has been horrible. More bad than good -hands down) it has been a cruddy month. However, back in June I got married to my best friend. We are now trying to buy a farm. My mom got married to a wonderful man who treats her like a queen and is everything I could ask for as far as someone to accompany her in life. I paid off my boat this year. I took a management position with our company, Max Media as the Digital Media Manager. I have grown my side enterprise, "Southern Belle Media" drastically. My little sister started her senior year. I have grown closer and closer to my older half sister, Kayla and niece Maelyn. (Who I can not imagine life without) My Uncle Jason -who is like a big brother to me, got married to a wonderful girl and they now have a precious little boy. Overall, I have had many blessings. Even though my brother isn't here in the physical world to rejoice in these milestones, I know he is with me step by step in the day. Scott loved the Lord beyond all means and also made the most important decision of his life many years ago. To accept the Lord as his savior and to follow him. I remember crying when we were at church camp like it was yesterday. I was so excited. Tears of joy rolled down my face. (I am a TOTAL softy -Another reason I could have NEVER made it in TV news. I would ruin a good story by crying on air as I would be reading it. It's different in radio. HA) Of course, as Christians and folks in general we face challenges and struggles every day. From the bad decisions we make, we learn from. This was the story of my brothers life. And boy.... does he have some stories. We both do. But, on days like today... the anniversary of his death is the moment he went to the best place we can not even imagine, heaven. Those who we love don't go away, they walk with us everyday.-still. That is the only thing that gives me the comfort on days like these. Some days are harder than others but I know we will see each other on the other side; one day. -And we will rejoice in the Lord together! 

So, thank you for the thoughts and prayers today. I love you all dearly. My dear close (other mother) shared this with me today: Psalm 34:18 (ESV) "The Lord is near to the brokenhearted and saves the crushed in spirit."

SPECIAL GUESTS:
(9/20/13) Matt Stell and Darrin Berry stopped by the KVOM Studios to promote the big show at Jose's Supper Club in Morrilton! Check him out tonight! Doors open at 8 with John D. Hale Band opening! We visited about his latest single, "Game Day Dress" (which you can request on KVOM BTW)  and the show of course.... Hear what they had to say along with acoustic versions of "A River Through It" :
(10/2/13) Josh Abbott is playing at the REV ROOM FRIDAY night. DON'T MISS IT! I had the opportunity to visit with him today about what has been going on, the new music video for "She Will Be Free", government, music buzz, etc. Hear whats been going on:
(10/23/13) Shane Smith and band member, FIDDLE PLAYER Bennett Brown stopped by the KVOM Studios and played some AWESOME music live on the morning show with me. Seriously, if you love raw talent. Shane has that and a unique powerful voice to be heard. Listen to our interview and his songs, "Dance the Night Away" and "Feather in the Wind."
(10/24/13) I visited with PAM TILLIS on the phone today about her show TONIGHT with Lorrie Morgan at The Reynolds Performance Hall at UCA in Conway. Its going to be a great show filled with some of their classic hits mixed with new stuff from their new album.. Dos Divas! Don't miss the Grits and Glamor tonight at 7:30.
(1/31/14) Ashton had the oppportunity to visit with William Clark Green, singer songwriter out of Flint, TX on the phone about his show tonight at the Rev Room in Little Rock with Reckless Kelly. This will be a great show you will not want to miss! For tix info check it out here: http://bit.ly/1bcWEx1
(3/31/14) Ms. D and Shane Atkinson stopped by the KVOM Studios to visit with me! The Rialto Players will present their production of The Odd Couple on Friday (4/4/14) and Saturday (4/5/14) at 7:00 p.m. and Sunday (4/6/14) at 2:00 p.m. and the following weekend at the same times.  Tickets are $10 each and are available at the Morrilton Area Chamber of Commerce, Atkinson's Blue Diamond Cafe, online at www.rialtoartscenter.com or at the door prior to each show. Hear what they had to say:
(4/8/14) : Jana Virdin stopped by the KVOM studios to visit with me about the Petit Jean Garden club's annual flower and plant sale that is this Friday and Saturday. The even proceeds support the garden projects in the community. Hear what she had to say:
(4/9/14) : I had the chance to visit with Conway County coroner Jason McCoy and Angela Paylor a nurse practitioner at St. Vincent Morrilton spread awareness about Hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy; the condition that claimed the life of 17 yr old Nemo Vista High School student, Cameron. Hear more about this heart condition and how to prevent and test for this here:
(4/15/14) : Details for the 2014 Conway/Perry County Relay for Life have been announced! Teresa Bailey vistited with me this morning about how foks can get involved. Wayne Smith was named the 2014 Honorary Chair. Hear what she had to say:
(4/16/14) : What has been going on with the Morrilton Area Chamber of Commerce? I visited with Cody Hill about the upcoming Member Appreciation Lunch that will take place in May. Hear what he had to say:
(4/21/14) : The "Leader In Me" Program at Morrilton Intermediate School is having an exciting event this Thursday at the school. I had the opportunity to visit with Davin and Shelby from MIS about this great program that instills leadership skills at an early level. Hear about the program and the event right here: